SMS~

Bismillahirrahmaanirrahiim...

Semalam tengah kemas2 barang, tetibe terjumpe buku nota yang aku kumpul SMS2 yang dikirim oleh kawan2 sejak matrik dulu.. banyak sebenarnya, tapi aku jumpe sikit je, yang lain2 tak tau mane aku taruk.. okeh enjoy~

diza ma nduluka lasi ke rasak ti pergim
en car iki tabsu cised angkan ker abe
ngongse dangsib ukme ngejat ulis anini!

hahaha!!! - jangan marah yek~
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A puzzle for someone smart:

I + opposite of W + initial of ICE + twice
the letter before T + 3/4 of X + 15th letter
+ 1/2 O...

If you get the answer SMS me OK?
Good Luck!
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There are 6 billion people around the world..
I don't know why I keep missing you..
Maybe because 5 999 999 999 can't replace..
A single you..

I MISS YOU
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I heard someone whisper your name..
But when I turn around to see who it was..
I noticed I was alone..
Then I realized it was my heart..
Teeling me that I MISS YOU..
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If you wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch the rain drops..
The one u catch is how much 'you miss me'
and the one you missed is how much 'I miss you'
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I asked an ANGEL to watch over you..
But he came back sooner than expected..
I asked why?
He smiled and said
'An ANGEL doesn't need to watch over
another ANGEL'
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Let WIND blow away your sadness
Let RAIN wash away your worries
Let SUN bring you warm
Let MOON bring you romance
Let LOVE bring you happiness
AND
Let MY MESSAGE bring you smile
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A friend like you is a gift
That paints a smile in my heart
It gives memories that will stay in me
Not for a while but for a lifetime!
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True friend is like the relation between
the hand and the eye..
When the hand gets hurt, the eyes cry..
And when the eyes cry, the hand wipe its tears..
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How can I spell US_LESS without 'U'
or C_TE or H_MBLE or F_N or F_T_RE or
even TR_ST?
What will I do without 'U'?
I'm proud to have a friend like U!
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If you live to be 100 years,
I want to be 100 years minus one day,
so I never have to live without you..
I cant live without you!
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SOMETIMES
MY EYES
GOT JEALOUS OF
MY HEART..
KNOW WHY?
GUESS..
ITS SIMPLY
BCOZ
YOU ALWAYS REMAIN
CLOSE TO MY HEART
BUT FAR FROM
MY EYES..
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When its rain, you don't see the sun..
But it's there..

Hope we'll be like that,
We don't see each other but
We'll always remember each other..
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I look at the stars,
The stars are beautiful..
I look at you,
I.. I.. .........
I'd better look at the stars again~
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Hi! _      ,///,  _
 __// (")('o',)_>/
|= ( """"""""""!"=|
'=(¤)========(¤)=

Beep Beep!
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Good friend is like UNDERWEAR,
always cover you..
Better friend is like CONDOM,
always save you..
Best friend is like VIAGRA:
When you are down, they keep you up!
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      ()"""()     --==>>>*                 
     ("('o')")                                        
      (  .  )/   Lihat! Ada bintang
            jatuh!

      ()"""()                                 
      (- o -)  Cepat minta      
       ("!")             sesuatu!    

Kita minta supaya orang yang terima SMS ni
selalu happy!
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CINTA dan KAWAN berjalan2 dalam kampung..
Tiba2 CINTA terjatuh dalam telaga..
Kenapa?
Kerana CINTA tu buta..
KAWAN pun terjun dalam telaga..
Kenapa?
Kerana KAWAN akan buat apa saja demi CINTA
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 Kita kawan tapi jarang jumpa, so...

       ()*()      ()*()
    ("('o',)   ("('o',)

Kita mesti janji
Walau apa pun yang terjadi,
Kita tetap KAWAN SAMPAI BILA2
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3 doaku buat dirimu hari ini

.¥¥.

( 'o',)

(,(")(")

PANJANG UMUR

   .**.
  ("('o')")
   (") (")
MURAH REZEKI

   ,///,
  ('o',)
 (")(")
 SELAMAT DUNIA AKHIRAT
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Jadikan Al-Quran sebagai PENAWAR HATI..
ZIKRULLAH sebagai PENGHIBUR HATI..
SOLAT sebagai PELINDUNG DIRI..
TAKWA sebagai BAJA & TAMAN HATI..
& SAYA sebagai TEMAN SEJATI
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Aku mungkin bukan teman sempurna
yang kamu cari..
Bukan juga yang terbaik di antara semuanya..
Tapi yang pasti aku teman yang akan
selalu berada di sisimu..
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In life, Allah doesn't give you the person
you want..
Instead, He gives you the person you need..
To teach you, to hurt you, to love you and to
make you exactly the way you should be..
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Yesterday :
I was your friend!

Today :
I'm still your friend!

Tomorrow :
I'll always be your friend!

That's my PROMISE~
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Mengenalimu satu keindahan..
Bergurau denganmu satu kebahagiaan..
Menyakiti hatimu satu kesilapan..
Oleh itu, satu permintaan..
Dariku..
Kekalkanlah persahabatan ini..
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Every life in the world is written by Allah
own dear hands..
I'm thankful to Allah because as Allah wrote
my lifes, Allah included you as a beautiful
part in my life..
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Sometimes when your studying hard,
memorizing notes, doing questions,
getting so sick of them, someone comes
along your side and say:

RELAX AND DON'T GIVE UP!

That's me.. GOOD LUCK!
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Bersama kita BERDOA sebelum ditimpa BENCANA..
BERDOALAH...











BERDOA...










BERDOA...










BERDOA...









BERDOA...








Orang cakap BERDOA la!!
Bukan picit2 tepon!!hahaha~
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   (                            
 +     ()""()
        ('o',)
       (")("),)

Why is it so dark outside?

  _/!_    coz I stole the stars
  >¨,<     to light your night!

 -= *                                                  
-*                                                                
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Hujan gerimis di malam hari,
Hembusan bayu memecah sepi,
ucapan naluri ikhlas kuberi,
Selamat Malam, enjoy your mimpi
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Ada gula ada garam,
Kuih keria kuih apam,
Nasi lemak pantai dalam,
Buah dadu buah pelam,
Kapal terbang kapal selam,
Jangan marah jangan geram,
Saja nak ucap selamat malam
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As you go to bed tonight,
I ordered nenek kebayan to guard you tight,
I told some pochong to dance in white,
and to make sure you're alright,
I'll ask cik pontianak to kiss you good night!
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Dia paksa I, dia kata tak sakit..
Dia suruh I buka, jadi I bukalah..
Lepas tu dia masukkan, SAKIT!
Bila dia cabut ada DARAH!
DR. GIGI TU TIPULA...
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Saya benci awak! Awak selalu mempergunakan
& memperbodohkan saya!
Awak cari saya apabila diperlukan!
Saya benci awak! Saya nak bunuh awak!
Dasar........NYAMUK!
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Buka hati dapat CINTA
Buka fikiran dapat ILMU
Buka tangan dapat DUIT
&
Buka handphone dapat 1...











1 MESEJ DITERIMA~
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Tekan bawah jika rindu :



So...rindulah ni?



Oh! terharunya..



STOP! -->



Masih tekan lagi?



Wah! Betul rindulah ni!



Eh, tekan lagi?













OK lah, I MISS YOU TOO!
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LEMBU... MAKAN RUMPUT...
PASTU SAKIT PERUT...
TAPIR DATANG TOLONG PICITKAN...


PICIT..


PICIT..


PICITLAH LAGI..


PICIT LAGI..






EH.. PANDAILAH TAPIR NI PICIT HENPON!!
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Jika terima SMS ini sila pilih satu jawapan
darinya :

a) Balas SMS ini jika SUKA!
b) CALL jika SAYANG!
c) MISCALL jika RINDU
d) Pedulikan jika BENCI

3 saat dari sekarang!
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Tijah ingin break up dengan BF omputih melalui
surat :

Hi, my motive write this letter to give know
you something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us.
I saw you play wood 3 in front my eyes. So I
break connection to pull my body from this love.
I have think about this very cook2. I know I
clap one hand only. I don't trust you again. You
are really crocodile land! I don't want you to
play2 with my liver. I have been crying until
no more eye water. I don't wan banana to fruit
2 times.

Safe walk.
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|            ¿,,¿,,)                  
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|          _""_    Miss You
|        '( 'o' )'                      
|         ¿,,¿,,)                     
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|      _""_                           
|     '( 'o,' )'    Hehehe     
|     ¿,,¿,,)                          
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|+_+)  Aiyokkk!           
|¿,,)                                   
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Saya sumpah!

  ()""()    
  (  'o' )(")
  (")(")     

Saya tak rindukan awak!
Kalau rindu, saya kena sambar petir..





DSHUMMMM!!!

  (#""#)                 
  (#@@)(")             
  (#)(#)    ADEH!  


Okeyla, lepas ni dah tak tipu!
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   (o)(o)   Katak ni      
   (.__ )   cakap awak
     >  <    kawan dia...



   (x)(x)   saya pun     
   (____)   tumbuk       
    >  <    muka dia..  

sebab

awak kawan saya, bukannye kawan dia..
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Perghhh.. penat bagai den menaip balik kat sini haaa~ sape2 berminat nak copy SMS2 ni (mana la tau kot2 nak send kat kawan2 ke ape) sila inform aku okeh? taip je kat comment tuh yang korang nak copy.. at least rasa happy gak bila usaha yang aku curahkan dihargai.. kalo amik senyap2 jek, rase kuciwa la gak.. memang penat neh.. da 4-5 jam aku menaip and mengadjust bende2 comel kat atas tuh untuk jadikan pic be'bear ' and bintang sume tuh~